Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:12
- One to screw it in
- One to excoriate men for creating the need for illumination
- One to blame men for inventing such a faulty means of illumination
- One to suggest the whole "screwing" bit to be too "rape-like"
- One to deconstruct the lightbulb itself as being phallic
- One to blame men for not changing the bulb
- One to blame men for trying to change the bulb instead of letting a woman do it
- One to blame men for creating a society that discourages women from changing light bulbs
- One to blame men for creating a society where women change too many light bulbs
- One to advocate that lightbulb changers should have wage parity with electricians
- One to alert the media that women are now "out-lightbulbing" men
- One to just sit there taking pictures for her blog her photo-evidence that men are unnecessary
