For the Sake of Tolerance

I am truly perplexed that so many people are against a mosque being built at Ground Zero. I think it should be the goal of every American to be tolerant. Thus the Mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.


That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque. We could call one of the clubs, "The Turban Cowboy", which would be gay, and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."
Next door should be a butcher shop that specializes in pork, and adjacent to that an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant called "Iraq o' Ribs".
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret," with sexy mannequins with short burkas in the window modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop, a liquor store called "Morehammered."
All of this would encourage the Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance they demand of us, so the mosque problem would be solved.
If you agree with promoting tolerance, and you think this is a good plan, please pass it on. You know...for the sake of tolerance.

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Other People's Opinions

The old saying goes, "opinions are like assholes, everyone has one". I believe more in the fact that, "people that openly share their uninformed opinions sound like a bunch of assholes". While I agree that everyone is entitled to their opinion...I do NOT believe that everyone is entitled to voice it out loud.


I have had my fill of people sharing their misconceived notions and bullshit opinions about everything...but especially three areas: sports, politics and parenting. Three areas that require more than just what you read somewhere or heard third-hand from someone else that doesn't know shit on the subject(s).


I will touch on sports before getting in to the two that people will take offense to...


When it comes to sports, if you don't know about them - shut up about them. If you don't like them - don't bother those that do with your lack of enthusiasm over them...or your opinion about how they are over paid. We don't care. Root for your team, root against mine, whatever. Just don't throw out what you heard or read this morning or heard from a friend of a friend and expect me to give any credibility to it. I can always tell when you are just quoting someone else's bullshit...and it makes you look like an asshole.




Politics is a whole other story...but very similar to sports. Most people have no fucking clue what they are talking about when it comes to politics. Nothing. Not how they work, not how they actually affect us, not about the processes involved. Nothing. They know that they hate anyone that comes to office and that they are all the worst person to ever sit in that office. It doesn't matter who it is...they are terrible and the next guy will be so much better. Until, of course, that guy takes office for a year and then they take the crown of "worst ever". Again, having that opinion is your right - voicing it makes you sound like the rest of the uninformed assholes. Take the time to do some research instead of relying on your retarded friends and their bullshit opinions.




Parenting is the fun one and I will make it short until someone decides to debate it with me:

IF YOU HAVE NEVER HAD KIDS, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT HOW ANY PARENT HANDLES THEIR CHILD!

Seriously, you have no idea what that woman in Walgreen's is flipping out about or what her asshole kid has put her through for the last 3 hours. You have no clue as to the week she has had or the bullshit she has had to endure. Any parent can tell you, and they are fucking lying if they deny it, that there has been at least one day that they would have jumped off a roof rather than endure another "why?", another spilled drink, another broken something or another sleepless night. You and your infinite wisdom may have caught her in Walgreen's after any of those...or a string of those put together. Point is, you have no idea. It is easy to sit back and judge anyone for what you know nothing about...but kids isn't a subject you want to broach with me or any other actual parent.


Again, you are entitled to your opinion...but keep it to your fucking self.

My Apparent Man Crush

Apparently I have a man crush on Justin Timberlake...

...and I ain't scared to say it.

Seriously, how can you not? The boy can sing:

Even when he doesn't want to:

The boy can dance his ass off:

The boy is funny as Hell:

Knows and loves his sports:

On top of that, I personally saw women up to and in their 40s do unconscionable things for just a chance to see him after his very first show at the Starland Ballroom many years ago...right after he went solo. They demeaned themselves backstage during his entire show only to have him perform and spit the second he was done, leaving them disheveled, disappointed and shamed beyond belief. It was better than the show itself.


So, yeah, I said it. He is a consummate showman, top notch performer and is far from afraid to make fun of himself...plus, he tore off Janet's top at the Super Bowl. The guy is on top of his game and I can't think of a single valid reason to hate on him. 

I dare you to find one.

Shoes

I am absolutely in love with this picture that was sent to me today. Feel free to make an attempt at topping them...but I doubt it. I would attempt to stop a wedding for this right here.

Submit all attempts to mystamajestik@gmail.com


For the record, this is not some perverted attempt to grab pictures of women's feet. It started as a joke last night and snowballed in to getting reader submissions all in good fun. It does afford you the opportunity to dig out your sexiest shoes and show them off...so c'mon!




First submission

Excellent...

Love 'em!

See, now we're working with somethin'...

This is how you do it, Ladies. A multiple submission!

And another submission. This time from the Midwest!